It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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