They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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