ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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