I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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