Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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