girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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