absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She announced her abortion via fbk
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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