There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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