are you still at the devil's house?
You're my little dorito
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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