Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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