you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize