I just cut my nipple shaving
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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