We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I love you. Go after that dick
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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