great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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