i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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