Duck Duck Cougar?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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