Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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