using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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