4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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