You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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