That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed