Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship