Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?