I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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