Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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