She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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