A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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