I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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