shes about as inviting as chlamydia
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Randomize
