I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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