Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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