Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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