franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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