We won't sleep together?
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.