It's like God shit irony all over that family
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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