seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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