Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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