that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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