508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
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Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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