She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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