i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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