thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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