do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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