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It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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