new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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