Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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