Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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