I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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