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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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