They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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