I think this baby is eyeing my beer
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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