Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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