so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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