Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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