While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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