just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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