idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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